The iBible...
Cranmer was rather amused by this, and would like to share it with his communicants because there's nothing else that grabbed his attention today (or yesterday). He can't wait for the iQur'an, and the ensuing response...


Cranmer sheds no tears; indeed, he rejoices in the departure of one of the most unprincipled, perfidious, mendacious, treacherous, disingenuous, sanctimonious, dishonest, deceitful and deluded leaders the United Kingdom has ever seen. The man who promised a government that would be ‘whiter than white’ and ‘purer than pure’ leaves office with one of the most blotted and stained reputations, one of the most questionable of integrities, and one of the most dubious legacies of any leader in modern British history.
He was, however, a consummate performer, a skilful and wily political operator, the most successful leader that Labour has ever had (and probably will ever have). Like Presidents Reagan and Clinton, he has the sort of demeanour one instinctively wants to forgive. And like the Thatcher-Major transition, viewed through the lens of history, the inadequacies and shortcomings of the successor will eventually leave the Labour faithful yearning for their golden era – the age when Britain was great, evangelically proclaiming its worldview, bold in its confrontation, and possessed a leader who walked tall on the world stage.
As for his path to Rome, it is ironic that 'the most devoutly Christian prime minister since Gladstone' has done more to undermine Christian liberties than any challenge to the faith on these islands in three centuries. He is a spiritual fraud, and Rome is where his heart has always been: his professed Anglicanism was simply a piece of theatre - a facade maintained for constitutional reasons. As far as Cranmer is concerned, he can go, and good riddance - politically, spiritually, ecclesiastically, and theologically. But it is curious indeed that the Vatican would even want such a vain and corrupt dissembler in their ranks. He has failed consistently to adhere to the unequivocal teachings of the church he aspires to join: on protecting the unborn child, on experimentation on human embryos, on civil partnerships, on the challenge of the Sexual Orientation Regulations to the very existence of Catholic adoption agencies, on plans to force faith schools to take students who do not adhere to that faith - his record is one of consistently contending against the faith.
there is an emerging vacancy…an assured legacy…which goes hand-in-hand with conversion to Rome…demanding great acting skills…providing a pulpit for Mr Blair’s personal philosophy - pro-European, anti-State, anti-individualist, socialist, federalist, ‘third way’ Catholic-ecumenism.
A new group has been established for those who renounce Islam. The Council of ex-Muslims of Britain (as it will be known, though Cranmer prefers his own version, if only because of the more direct challenge to the MCB) says it will represent former Muslims who fear for their lives because they have renounced their faith. It will further speak out against Islamic states that still punish Muslim apostates with death under Shari’a law, and aims to become the voice of non-religious ex-Muslims who do not want to be represented by ‘regressive’ umbrella groups such as the Muslim Council of Britain.
It is to be led in the UK by Maryam Namazie, who is under no illusions about the danger she faces. She says: ‘Those of us who have come forward with our names and photographs represent countless others who are unable or unwilling to do so because of the threats faced by those considered “apostates” - punishable by death in countries under Islamic law. By doing so, we are breaking the taboo that comes with renouncing Islam but also taking a stand for reason, universal rights and values, and secularism. We are quite certain we represent a majority in Europe and a vast secular and humanist protest movement in countries like Iran.’
Well, he would say that, wouldn’t he?
It was the late great James Hacker who observed of the EU that it has 'the organising ability of the Italians, the flexibility of the Germans, the modesty of the French, topped up by the imagination of the Belgians, the generosity of the Dutch and the intelligence of the Irish'. Remarkable perception quite lacking in any minister or prime minister since.
The Labour peer Lord Ahmed of Rotherham has accused the Prime Minister of hypocrisy for bestowing a knighthood on Salman Rushdie, and he asks: ‘What would one say if the Saudi or Afghan governments honoured the martyrs of the September 11 attacks on the United States?’ Although not quite a ‘martyr’ (yet), Pakistan’s Ulema Council has bestowed a top honour on Osama bin Laden in response to the British accolade. He is now Osama Bin Laden Saifullah (Sword of Allah).
When Monnet had his great vision for a European Empire, his strategy was to achieve it in bite-size pieces, in order that the people did not choke on something they were not able to swallow. He believed in the Catholic vision that Europe should become a federal superstate, into which all ancient nations would be ‘fused’, and this is wholly consistent with the language of EU treaties. The peoples of Europe were not even meant to realise what was happening; each step was to be disguised as having an economic purpose, but all, taken together, would inevitably and irreversibly lead to federation. After Europe’s coal and steel production were pooled, Europe’s atomic programmes were to be co-ordinated. Then would follow the Common Agricultural Policy and the Common Market. After this would come the single currency, and so on.
The Jerusalem Post reports that a BBC presenter dared to refer to Jerusalem as Israel's capital and ‘historic soul’, and the organisation has apologised and promised not to repeat ‘the mistake’. Complaints were received from four organisations – the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, Friends of Al-Aksa, the Institute of Islamic Political Thought, and Arab Media Watch, who said: ‘Under international law, neither east nor west Jerusalem is considered Israel's capital. Tel Aviv is recognised as Israel's capital, pending a negotiated settlement between Israel and the Palestinians.’
Ever-sensitive to Muslim concerns, the BBC responded: ‘We of course accept that the international community does not recognise Jerusalem as Israel's capital, and that the BBC should not describe it as such. I was therefore pleased to see that Katherine Tsang (BBC Information adviser), when she wrote to you in April, acknowledged the error and apologised for it. (Presenter) Steve Boulton and other senior managers in BBC Sport told us they very much regret the mistake and apologise for it… Senior managers will try to ensure, as you suggest, that the mistake is not repeated. Because it appears on the Web site, there will be a public acknowledgement of the error, and the action taken in consequence.’
It would appear that we have a new definition of ‘honour killings’. British Muslims who happen to acquire an honour from Her Majesty are advised to ensure that their interpretation and propagation of Islamic belief conform to Pakistan’s particular orthodoxy. That is the view of Pakistan’s ‘Religious Affairs Minister’ (what?) Mohammad Ejaz-ul-Haq, and transgression apparently justifies acts of terrorism against the recipient and the British state.
It would seem that Mr Rushdie’s knighthood has ‘hurt Muslim sentiments’ because The Satanic Verses was deemed to be blasphemous and resulted in Ayatollah Khomeini issuing a fatwa in 1989, ordering the execution of the ‘apostate’. This seems to be the universal opinion of the entire Islamic world, but Cranmer has never met one Muslim in agreement with this view who has actually bothered to read the novel. Britain's fist Muslim peer, Labour's Lord Ahmed, said he was ‘appalled that someone like Salman Rushdie, who has been very provocative and insulting to Muslims and Christians, has been knighted.’ Well, there are some who are appalled that this twit was ever awarded a peerage, but they don’t go around threatening acts of terrorism.
According to Max-Peter Ratzel, the director of Europol (the EU’s increasingly powerful police agency), the decision by the British Government to go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq ‘has left Europe at risk of attack from Islamic terrorists’.
Well, Herr Ratzel, there is a perceived oppression of the United Kingdom with the meddling interference of ‘foreign’ civil servants in sovereign affairs of state. And when we hear the director of Europol - some self-important agent to whose law-enforcement authority the British people have never given their assent - pontificating upon matters political and embarrassing elected politicians, it is a foretaste of the EU’s aspirations to statehood, and police statehood at that.
It transpires that the Prime Minister’s education programme has benefited from a serious injection of cash through a Roman Catholic priest – Father Michael Seed. Whilst Scripture deploys the ‘seed’ metaphor as a leitmotif for the importance of growth in faith, Cranmer would like to suggest that the involvement of this particular ‘Seed’ in helping to finance a project so closely associated with the Prime Minister is nothing short of seedy.
The words of HM Leader of the Opposition, the Rt Hon David Cameron MP, at an address to the Conservative Friends of Israel. Out of context, the sentence is uncharacteristically declarative, but even in context, it is forthright, bold, and, in this day and age, rather brave. When asked about the Zionism and Conservatism, Mr Cameron said: ‘If what you mean by Zionist, someone who believes that the Jews have a right to a homeland in Israel and a right to their country then yes I am a Zionist and I’m proud of the fact that Conservative politicians down the ages have played a huge role in helping to bring this about.’
'There is something deep in our Party’s DNA that believes in Israel, the right of Israel to exist, the right of Israel to defend itself and that a deal should only happen if it means that Israel is really allowed to have peace within secure borders and real guarantees about its future… The West has to understand that there isn’t an equivalence between a democratically elected Government of Israel, a state of Israel that is a democracy, that’s a member of the United Nations, that has a totally legitimate right to exist and defend itself – there is no equivalence between that and a group like Hamas. When it comes to Hamas we have to be very clear about the Quartet principles, until they recognise the state of Israel, until they put an end to violence and accept previous agreements, they really have to move toward those principles in a big way before they should get any Western money and Western support.’
Cranmer is somewhat amused by this declaration, made by Dr Paisley during his first questions session in the Northern Ireland Assembly (FMQs?). Apparently, Ian Paisley Jnr has been more than frank with his views about homosexuals and homosexuality. In a nutshell, he said: ‘I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and - without caring about it - harm society… That doesn't mean to say that I hate them. I mean, I hate what they do.’
And so the First Minister was questioned by the SLDP's Dolores Kelly about the ‘anti-gay’ views of his son, who is a junior minister in the devolved government. She said: ‘Further to the offensive comments of recent weeks by junior minister Paisley, that minister will have no role in equality legislation in relation to the gay and lesbian community.’
In the whole debate about education - private versus state; grammar school versus city academy; comprehensive versus selection – very little notice is ever taken by politicians of the root causes of the manifest decline in standards, other than to deny that those standards have in any way declined.
It has been common knowledge (well, fairly common, when the media bothers to inform the people) that the reason EU foreign nationals who commit crimes may not be summarily deported is because of EU Directive 2004/38/EC. This concerns ‘the rights of citizens of the Union and their family members to move and reside freely within the territory of member states’. Prior to this, all convicted muggers, burglars and fraudsters could be deported simply because their presence was considered ‘not conducive to the public good’. Now, because the EU has tightened the ratchet, only those who pose ‘a present, genuine and sufficiently serious threat’ to society may be removed. Terrorists with guns and bombs who hijack aeroplanes and then claim asylum have every right, under EU rules, to live as free citizens in the UK.
A little more trivially, though by no means insignificant, it has also been reported that the decision for councils switching to fortnightly rubbish collection and increasing recycling is due to the EU landfill directive, which demands that the UK reduce the amount of biodegradable municipal waste going to landfill to 75 per cent of its 1995 total by 2010. Councils, like national governments, are powerless to resist, and no vote of the people can change this state of affairs.
But what Cranmer did not know (…though he ought to have suspected…) is that Home Information Packs also have their genesis in an EU directive. The Government has diluted the scheme, the Opposition never wanted the scheme, estate agents despaired at the scheme, and sellers will have to pay for the scheme whether they like it or not. HIPs are here to stay because, as the Government’s website helpfully explains: ‘By 2009, all buildings in the UK that are constructed, sold or rented out will have to have an Energy Performance Certificate, in accordance with the Energy Performance of Buildings Directive’.
And look who’s doing the bowing. Cranmer thought that presidents of the United States of America did not bow to anyone. Indeed, the official advice given for the recent visit of Her Majesty to Virginia included the instruction: ‘Bowing is not required of US citizens’. The history of their nation, born, as it was, out of conflicts with royalty and religion, caused them to enshrine the equality of all men at the heart of its constitution: it is its raison d’être.
The symbolism of the President of the United States of American bowing ‘in submission or reverence’ to the Bishop of Rome is a metaphor the world now lives by. The death of John Paul II caused the Heir to the Throne to postpone his wedding, and entranced all peoples everywhere with its sublime magnificence. World leaders, elected or not, are acutely aware of the spiritual authority wielded by the Vatican over its billion adherents, and the consequent inherent political power. Thus, unlike any other religious leader in the world, Pope Benedict XVI is able to protest to the President’s face against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as express his concern over issues like ‘the defence and promotion of life, marriage and the family, the education of new generations and sustainable development’. This sounds like a manifesto for world government.

…the Honourable Member for Mid Bedfordshire, Nadine Dorries MP.
A helpful communicant has sent Cranmer a most interesting article from The Daily Telegraph. Apparently, the Church of England is to ‘impose a “rule book” of beliefs’, and any who transgress these face expulsion. The General Synod meets in July to endorse this new covenant, which is deemed to constitute ‘’the most significant shift in the Anglican Church since it was created in the Reformation during the 16th century'.
According to The Economist, the 1967 Arab-Israeli conflict heralded ‘Six days of war followed by 40 years of misery’. It was, they assert, a ‘wasted victory’, ‘hubristic folly’, ‘in defiance of law, demography and common sense’, and ‘a calamity for the Jewish state’.
The Six Day War quite obviously ensured Israel's existence, and was responsible for persuading Arab nations to simply come to terms with it. As Israel’s neighbours signed peace treaties one by one, so their demands for Israel’s elimination were relinquished, and stability began to balance instability. The UN Security Council also passed a resolution which called for a ‘just and lasting peace’ between Arabs and Jews. While Israel endorsed it immediately, it took Egypt a decade to sign up to it, Jordan 30 years, and Syria indicated a willingness only as recently as 2000. There is here an undeniable fact: the Six Day War was responsible for the legitimisation of Israel as the ‘Jewish State’ – it was thereafter entitled to exist within peaceful borders upon land that had hitherto been deemed to be ‘occupied’.
War is always an intolerable tragedy. It represents a failure of humanity, and is the cause of untold suffering. But all things may work together for good… The Six Day War kept a little flame burning, and that light prevented the greater tragedy – that of a second holocaust. The cause was therefore righteous, and it is a righteousness which demands recognition, and for which the world should be profoundly grateful.
The decreed deadline for reaching agreement on the ‘Constitution for Europe’ is 21st June, and as the date looms, the Prime Minister is faced with the opportunity for a legacy beyond the Iraq war. He could say ‘yes’, and go down in history with Sir Edward Heath as a leader who tried to place Britain at the heart of Europe; or he could say ‘no’, and be remembered, like Margaret Thatcher in Bruges, for resisting the vision for a United States of Europe.
His Grace does not ordinarily reproduce entire articles, but this one by Charles Moore, on the abduction of the BBC journalist Alan Johnston, is a most worthy read. It highlights the pathological anti-Semitism which pervades much of the mainstream media, and establishes a distinct anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian agenda. He writes:
Watching the horrible video of Alan Johnston of the BBC broadcasting Palestinian propaganda under orders from his kidnappers, I found myself asking what it would have been like had he been kidnapped by Israelis, and made to do the same thing the other way round.
The other side is almost unexamined. There is little to explain the internecine strife in the Arab world, particularly in Gaza, or the cynical motivations of Arab leaders for whom Palestinian miseries are politically convenient.
Baroness Cox is not only a crusader for all manner of admirable global humanitarian issues, but she has profound insight and a pleasing manner of plain speaking when it comes to ‘Islamism’. Touring Israel, she has warned that ‘radicalised British Muslims continue to pose a security threat to Israel’, and that both countries should ‘be concerned’. She further states: ‘Britain has been deeply infiltrated’; it has ‘become a base for training and teaching militant Islam’; and that ‘radical groups are multiplying and continuing to recruit’.
Yet despite this warning, in a virtual affirmation of the deafening silence of the Church of England on the matter, it appears that the Vatican has now decided to support Turkey in its quest to join the European Union. It would not only be the EU’s most populous Muslim nation, but also the EU’s largest nation with a potential voting weight exceeding that of Germany. While Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was implacably opposed to Turkish accession, Pope Benedict XVI is making distinctly conciliatory overtures. The EU and Turkey simply have to agree ‘fundamental rules of cohabitation’ in order to build ‘a common future’ through ‘mutual dialogue’.